Yeah, the title of today's comic stinks, but it's the content that counts! Speaking of counting, you have one more clue as to what this week's theme is! And no, the theme is not "comics featuring Smarties"; Friday's will be different.
Look, it's Smarties again! And look, he's criticising you again!
By the way, I'm not telling you this week's theme; once again I'm making you guys think. >:-) But if you think you have the answer, say so in the comments!
So where on a bag's body does the hair end and the head begin? I don't know, but one thing's for sure, I don't know.
Why this particular comic today? Because today is the first day of fall! Boooooo!! 'Cause I have allergies... }:-(
This was the first comic of my senior year of bags. Unfortunately, the next 2 1/2 weeks following this were filled with crappy comics that sounded funny in my head. Luckily, you guys won't have to see any of those... at least not until I become so popular that putting up lousy comics wouldn't hurt me! ;-)
Going with the trend of alliterate titles, this comic was going to be titled:The Decicive Decider, A Shrewd Sluth, A Sagacious Shamus, The Pragmatic P.I., A Potent Pragmatist, or A Sopic Sleuthound. Then I asked Gerald for his opinion and he gives me the title you see now! Little brothers are such a pain...
I guess with this week of comics I was trying to expand your vocabulary; did it work?
Crap, now I think I officially locked myself into using alliteration for all the titles of comics featuring General Fhyzics... But you probably didn't notice that until I mentioned it.
And if you're wondering what "elocutionist" means, look it up! You're back in school, so stop being lazy!
If you though you only needed to worry about gravity for one class period a day, then it sucks for you if run across the new character, General Fhyzics! "Fhyzics" is pronouncedf-high-ziks as opposed to fiz-iks.
When I was at MITES (Minority Introduction To Engineering and Science) '09, those of us in Physics learned what "work" was. For months I had this character and joke ready to go once everyone in my physics class in high school learned what work was so they'd get the joke. But for those of you on the internets that didn't take physics and don't quite get it... class dismissed!
I had the idea for this bag for a long time. In fact, this was the first non-traditional comic I drew up and I'm quite pleased with it! The dude with the squinty eyes is "Brocklete" and the other guy is "Maureese's." They'll be showing up in future comics, so don't worry; though I'm not quite sure what you'd be worrying about!
If you understood those names, give yourself a pat on the back and brag about it in the comments! If you don't understand the names, the comic, or why the "play" function on your remote is symbloized by a triangle, brag about it in the comments!
The pronunciation of "Saran" is suh-ran, so I hope this punny bag made you at least snicker. On a side note, if I decide to use this guy in another joke maybe I'll give him a name! But for now, I'm lazy. ;-)